Hi Chaps and Chapesses

Yeah, believe it or not there are a few girls who write to me and tell me how much they enjoy reading these news pages.   That is so damn cool.

This month has been pretty good so far.   Entered the school vs the old boys swimming competition and beat the school champ in the 100 butterfly - WHOOHOO theres life in this 18yr old.   Then the old boys relay team beat the school as well.   In all fairness tho we got our asses kicked solid in most of the other events - I came in sixth in the 100 free.   The good part of me was watching 13 year old Wingnut win all his races.

Mr.B got someone to check out all the links on his page and let him know which ones didn't work, so he could remove them or fix them, whichever worked.    Anyone out there got the energy to check my links for me?   It's difficult not having access to a comp for a decent length of time to do that.

I hope that you all enjoy this page.   Most of the pics are thumbs and the larger pic can be seen by clicking on them.

I've also tried something new this month cos I knew that my news page takes ages to load - so it's made up of a whole lot of small tables.    You need to look at it full screen 600x800 or some of the tables don't work properly.

Loveya guys
your friend

Cody News Number 20 - March 2001

Check out my graphic for the month and enjoy The Final Fantasy!

It's best to view this page full screen 600x800 or the tables don't line up properly.

This is just an idea that I had.   The moment I saw this pic I fell in love with the dude - for a whole buncha reasons.    His got a smooth, well-defined bod, a nice flat gut and a cute smile.    Altho not that cut - his bod has got really good shape and he's got a really nice chest.   I can picture myself lying next to him and just letting my hands explore the soft skin covering hard muscle.   His got those nice lines from his hips, pointing down into his sexy pants at the equipment department.  So this is my hunk of the month - hopeya like him as much as I do.

Another school shooting.

I guess everyone has had their own thoughts on the latest school shootings.    At the time I first heard about it I started to write things down in an e-mail to Mr.B, mostly without thinking - I was just mad as hell that this is still going on and on and nobody seems to have the power to do anything about it.    Anyway I wrote the e-mail and then pressed the send button without another thought.     When I look at what I wrote, then I'm not better than the boy who pulled the trigger - I never stopped to think that what I was writing was wrong and just as barbaric.

Mr.B wrote about it in his thoughts page and he got me thinking.    I realised then that I was wrong to write the things I did.    And I also realise that the boy had sent out signals and nobody had taken him seriously - like the kids at school who are suicidal and all they're asking for is someone to say "Hi" - just be a friend - just a smile or some damn thing to make me feel like my presence here is worthwhile.

Know someone at school who looks like a loner?  Maybe he/she just needs a friend or even just a smile and a hi.   Go for it - you could be saving a dozen lives.


Just imagine having the opportunity to live up in the mountains for a period of time and sharing a log cabin with this cute guy.   You can relax as you watchin him collecting wood for the indoor fire - or you can prepare the dinner for the two of you while he takes a shower outside - of course you can stare while he's busy.   Dunno what sort of meal you're gonna turn out tho with your loss of concentration.   He's really good looking with a great smile - and a hot bod.  The best part is where he asks you to take his shirt off cos his hands are sweaty - aaaaaggghhhh!!!


Theres somethin about awesomely good photographs that make you look twice.   These pics are by Bob Lamb who is an awesome photographer.    You can visit his site at:   http://www.boblamb.com/ - you won't be disappointed.   Can you imagine yourself lying on your pillow and staring at the dude lying next to you and his got the face of the guy on the left.   The pic captures everythin about this dude in his face - check out those eyes - could be Mark - mmmmm enuf of that or I'll get the downers.   Joey, next to him, as attitude - as well as some nice ceps :)    The guy on the right?  Well I stared at the pic and used my imagination as to what lies under the layers and I think it's all cute.

Another pic by Bob Lamb.   Sportsmen always look good - but this guy looks like he would beat the crap outta you if you even touched his hat - never mind his p-p-pe-p well - you know what I mean.    

Only those guys who have ever been in love could relate to these pics.    Mr.B told me that he could never put his tongue inside another guys mouth.   When you're in love - well - like I said - you know what I mean.   It's got nothing to do with raw sex.  It's got everything to do with feeling, touching, exploring and savouring every moment of being together and enjoying each other.

There's a friend of mine who lives in Knysna.   His name is Nick.   Nick is a total romantic and a lover.   He used to know what drove me crazy.   He lives up in the forest in a cabin and he used to lie on a log outside the cabin - on his back.   He knew that my eyes were tracing every nook and cranny of his bod and he also knew he got the desired result.    Just let you mind wonder and tellya what you would do if you saw this pic - real life - and you knew that he was waiting for you.
Whenever I put these news pages together I have a lot of fun with Photoshop and a lotta guys ask me how come I always put speedos or something on to naked guys.   Well - furniture comes in various shapes an sizes and the speedos just put everyone on the same plain.    There is also something sexy and mysterious about not being able to see ALL of the guy.   A lot of you have sat on a beach and gawked and wondered ...........


These are a few pics that I really enjoyed.   I'm not really into a lotta muscles or guys that are too well developed but that guy second from the left?  Well - if he would just stand still for a sec and promise not to hit me I could .....


I try and keep up with what's going on in competition swimming and this guy is my absolute swimming idol.   He's Ian Thorpe from Oz.   Pretty mysterious and hunky huh.

There is some awesome art on the net and I really enjoyed this pic cos it reminds me a helluva lot of my surfing buddy Steve.


I've never tried baseball - but hey, I'll try anything once.  HI COACH!

I was taking a hike thru the forest one helluve warm afternoon and came across this dude looking really lost and me being such a goodhearted guy and everything - I showed him the way :)


Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. 
One says, "Your *thing* doesn't have any skin on it!"
"Of course, not! I've been circumcised."
"What does that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it was cut off?"
"My mom said they did it on the eighth day after I was born."
"Did it hurt?"
"You bet it hurt! I couldn't walk for a year!"

This could be a buddy - just relaxing and getting ready for some sport on the telly.   Of course you need to make sure that your telly is bust - or somethin.

Yeah Yeah - I can hear you asking - so what's so special about this dude.  Well, like I was saying about the mysteries of clothed dudes.   Isn't there anyone out there, just a little bit interested about the size of that package?

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of- bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking  this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"  
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season 

OK - so you're walking along the deck at the waterfront and you see this dude sitting there - you don't really notice that his jeans are like - away from his gut and it's well packed.  YEAH RIGHT!!!! 

Cody - can you do me a big fav.  I've hurt my back.  Could you help me get these boxers off and then wash my back in the bath?

Er... yeah sure - look if you're really desperate *hehehehehahahahaha*

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

Ah yeah, Richmond.   What more can I say cept that I would really love to rough it up with him - just once.   Probably all I'll need cos he'll beat my head in - yeah, the other head.


Don't judge a book by it's cover.

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

Now I know why I took swimming so seriously in school.   All those ugly dudes with funny bulges all over the place and the ugly ones they had to hide in those skimpy material thingies :)


Hey Code, move your ass boy - we're going hiking.

Do I have to Cody?  You know how shy I am.

I hate to put you thru all this trouble Cody.   Are you sure you don't mind oiling me down?

Hey look - anything for a friend.

I'll have my coffee shaken, not stirred.


Just a cute dude.


And another one.

Friends are the coolest things to touch.

Am I the only one that would've been ogling this dude - or what? OK - so he fell asleep during your picnic - or has he?  Maybe it's just a ploy to see if you would behave - YEAH RIGHT! Hiya Cody - Is it okay if Wingnut comes out to play?

I've had a rave putting this month's news together.   I hope that you've enjoyed it.    Another month away from Mark but he seems to be handling Johannesburg pretty well.   And as Mr. B says - give him some space.   He'll be back.

A lot of guys have written to me this month and once again there is a pile of mail that I have not answered - the pile gets bigger.   

A friend of mine and Mr. B has put up his own web page on his own server.   He's a cool dude - check him out:  http://www.albertaine.com/

So what does next month hold for all of you?   Well, I hope that above all else, it holds a lot of love - I hope that each and every one of you, somewhere, have got someone that you can hug and hold tight and say ..... Loveya.   Cheers for now.



I reckon I could live like this - up in the mountains - not a care in the world.



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