How many of your guys/gals are quite open about
sex? I don't mean like bein disgustin about it - I mean like if it
comes up as part of a normal convo.
I guess Im pretty lucky cos my dad's got no hangups about talkin
about it with me. I suppose it's not everythin but I know once when
he caught me jackin the first time (Yep he's caught me more than
once). I remember I got total redfaced about it and I took my hand
off, but I'm sure you know what it's like, once you reach a point
and nothin can stop it - well there I was gettin redfaced, my cock
was actin like an out of control firehose, my bod felt like it was
goin into spasm - my legs were all stiff and it was like i was
gettin an electric shock - and there was absolutely nothin i could
do about it. When I think about it now - I'm sure my dad musta
wanted to burst out laughin at my reaction.
A while later he spoke to me about it - YEAH he did. He said that if
his dad had caught him like that he woulda got the beatin of his
life and woulda been told about wankin makin you go deaf and blind
and your teeth rot and then you grow hair on your palms - and after
all that you go to hell forever.
Yeah well, he told me that it's all pretty normal stuff and that
there probably isn't a dude on the planet who hasn't jacked himself
off at least once. Prob is, once youve done it once, you do it a
second, third and a whole lotta times - cos it feels so damn great.
Anyway - he asked me to make sure that my mom didn't catch me - not
cos she'd freak - it would just be embarrasin for her. It's bad enuf
she comes in, in the mornin and my covers are off and I'm sleepin
there with a huge piss boner.
And also, don't wipe off with your bed covers - they stink like piss
after a while. Use tissues or toilet paper that you can flush. If
you do get off by rubbin yourself against the sheets, don't go sleep
in it, clean it first or your sheets get all crusty. Same thing if
you get off screwin your pillows.
All these things should probly go into a list of "Jackin'
I've got various ways of jackin off but there's nothin like goin to
bed totally horny, lyin on your back with your hands behind your
head and contractin your piss-stop muscle and watchin your hard cock
bouncin up and down in front ofya, Then take your hand and stroke it
gently, just barely touchin it, along the top - down to your nads,
and back again.
With your other hand you can play with your nipples and stroke every
inch of your bod, thinkin it's someone else, like the hunkiest dude
Once you're outta control and the precum is soakin your abs, rub it
all over your boner and then grab it tight with your fist.
Stroke it until just before you're gonna shoot your load and then
stop, takin your hand away - DONT TOUCH ANYTHIN.
Then after about five minutes, you start strokin again - and then do
the same thing.
After a while you'll have a boner like youve never had in your life
- it will feel like your skin is splittin it is so damn hard - and
your cock head will be rosy red from all the blood that's gone into
Eventually when you do offload - you're gonna have to bite on your
pillow to stop yourself from screamin cos the feelin is so intense
and then you're gonna have to use a box of tissues to clean up cos
you're gonna shoot more cum that you've ever seen.
Try it out - and let me know. I've done that a few times and it is
helluva intense, that is why you just can't do it every time - your
cock just disobeys and offloads when you take your hands away -
normally into your face :)
If you guys have go any good jackin ideas, let me know. I've got a
fake fur hat that I've used before - you just gotta make sure you
wash it - and hopefully without too many questions bein asked.
More in my next news page.