Cody News Number 14  - July 2000

A Cody graphic!

I saw a set of pics of Ricky and I think I musta jacked until my nuts were beggin for mercy.   He has got the cutest face, the warmest smile - kinda like the boy - er - hunk - next door.  I've put together a set of his pics for you guys to enjoy.   Found them on the net so if they're copyrighted - let me know.

Anybody there?  
Er... No.


Cody, get ride of that damn mouse  - now!!

From the pics you'll see what I mean.   And if you have a look at his furniture packin then you'll know that he's lucky in that department as well.   

Check out those neat pecs in the first pic and that furniture packin in the second.  Oh, the smile I mentioned, that's in pic 3 and 4.  Hes got a nice flat stomach just waiting for me to slide my hands over them - slowly :)  Well-developed lats and his skin is smooth as silk - ok so I'm guessin but I reckon I'm not far from wrong. Find all five pics below.

He's also got a cute butt and a strong, muscular back and shoulders - and biceps and er and ..... damn!  Sorry I hadta do some coverin here but I know you'll understand.

Thought you'd appreciate this pic.   I've printed it and got it stuck up on my study board - to remind me to aim higher - hehehehe.

Most of the pics on this page are thumbs, so you just needta click on them to get the larger, clearer pic.   

The next time Cody decides to chirp a teacher, I'll kick his damn head in!

Just turned 18.  That is so wierd.  July is normally pretty cold in Cape Town and it's not too bad as long as the north wind doesn't blow a gale force to make it even colder than normal.   So, to take away the chill I've put up this calender for you guys (& gals) to enjoy.   

I guess it's time for me to change the style a bit - like bring back the "g"s that I keep droppin - er sorry - dropping off the end of the words ending in in - I mean ing.   

We're on our Winter school break at the moment.  It's only about three and a half weeks but it's cool to be away from school after the pressure of mid-year exams.   

It's still June as I prepare this news page cos I don't know what sort of net access I'm gonna have during the hols - so as I sit here I've got a few things to look forward to - like my 18th birthday.   I'm having a mask party which is gonna rock.

Missed the damn "Live" concert.   A coupla guys from school went and they reckoned it was one of the best shows they've ever seen.  Those guys rock big time.   I've got their Throwing Copper CD and every single song is tops.

Oh shit - before I forget - here's the calendar I promised:

So thereya have it.

Cya L8er


I know I told Cody that this was for something special, so... how come he hasn't arrived?

Let's go Code, I promised you a ride on my chopper.

Call me cute again and you'll be eatin skateboard trucks.

Are you sure that you've got candy in there somewhere?

These puns were sent to me by Feracer - hopeya enjoy them as much as I did:

Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire. Thus we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the brujo looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"

Back in the 1800s the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and, since they already made pocket watches, decided to market compasses for the pioneers traveling west. It turned out that although their watches were of finest quality, their compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than California. This, of course, is the origin of the expression, "He who has a Tates is lost!"

A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."

An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip of elk hide and gave it to the chief, instructing him to bite off, chew and swallow one inch of the leather every day. After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was feeling. The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin. One slept on an elk skin and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant and the first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

By the way, I know the guy who wrote these 9 puns. He entered them and one other in a contest. He figured with 10 entries he couldn't lose. As they were reading the list of winners he was really hoping one of his puns would win, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

From guys that E-mail me

Q: Hi Cody, I'm 14 and I think I'm gay.  When did you know that you were gay?  I like girls but I like guys more and I jack off thinkin about guys.
C: I think when I was 14 I was still wonderin what it was for - only kiddin. At 14 I was totally convinced I was gay cos I was doin the same thing - jacking off thinking about my best friend Paul. I used to touch him when he slept over and we eventually started to jack each other. I've had a few girlfriends and I've got a girlfriend now. I've also got a boyfriend. AND I've got friends that don't have any sexual hangups - they're straight but enjoy being jacked. Does that sound crazy? Maybe. But I think it's crazy for us to label ourselves when what's happening is totally natural. What worries most guys is that the "gay" label carries a lot of baggage with it and none of us want to feel like an outcast.

Q: Hey Cody, how about some untouched pics of you on your page so we can see what you really look like.
C: The pictures aren't that touched up. I've hadta try and disguise myself somehow so that if someone from my school hit on my page they wouldn't recognise me right away.   

Q: Cody, please send me a naked pic of yourself and I'll send you one of me.

Q: Girlfriend? - try again faggot! 
C: I see you took the time to read the news pages. Guess you jacked off to the pics of all the girls huh.

Q: Cody, you're a very attractive young lad. I am a professional photographer and would like to take some pictures of you. Ever thought of becoming a model or a video star?
C: I'll let you know - just about when I want to crucify myself.

Q: Cody, I travel a bit and sometimes come to South Africa. I would love to meet you when I am there.
C: Enjoy the trip. You can see my house from Table Mountain.

Q: Hi - This is Brad Renfro, the movie star. I'd send you a pic but there are so many of me on the net already. I will be in South Africa in a few months to make a new movie. I'd like to connect with you.
C: Yeah? I'll sooner connect to a wall socket - it's less dangerous. (That particular mail was sent more than a year ago and I'm still waitin to see Brad Renfro come here to make a movie)

Q: Cody, this is a pic of me. Could you send me one of you, also naked?
C: Cute pic. I've got a few of this guy already. His name is Jamie. Your name is .... Corey?

Q: Hi Cody, Have you got ICQ?
C: Tried it once. But I use my dads comp at home and it became damn hectic when I was on, with hundreds of guys trying to send me messages at once, so I dropped it. The guys get pissed off when they think you're ignoring them but you're trying to answer hundreds of messages at once.

Q: Cody, I'd like you to become my pen-pal.
C:I get quite a stacka mail and it becomes difficult to write back on a regular tack - I don't mindya writin from time to time but don't get mad if I don't write back right away. My comp time at home is limited so I answer most of my mail from the school comp lab.

I know some of you have asked about some of the hot site links that aren't working, like Wildboyz.   A lotta these sites get trashed cos of the porn and I don't always hear about it til you tell me. Sorry :(
World Boys is a brand new site and there may be hassles connectin to it for a while, while they get it sorted out = but you wont be sorry when you finally get into it.   In the meantime - ifya cant - then have a look at joeyweb - which I've now added to my links page.

To all my friends in the USA
Have a good one!

'til next time - CYA!


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