From the pics you'll see what I
mean. And if you have a look at his furniture packin then
you'll know that he's lucky in that department as
Check out those neat pecs in the first pic
and that furniture packin in the second. Oh, the smile I mentioned,
that's in pic 3 and 4. Hes got a nice flat stomach just waiting for
me to slide my hands over them - slowly :) Well-developed lats and
his skin is smooth as silk - ok so I'm guessin but I reckon I'm not far
from wrong. Find all five pics below.
He's also got a cute butt and a
strong, muscular back and shoulders - and biceps and er and .....
damn! Sorry I hadta do some coverin here but I know you'll
Thought you'd appreciate this
pic. I've printed it and got it stuck up on my study board -
to remind me to aim higher - hehehehe.
Most of the pics on
this page are thumbs, so you just needta click on them to get the larger,
next time Cody decides to chirp a teacher, I'll kick his damn head
Just turned 18. That is so
wierd. July is normally pretty cold in Cape Town and it's not too
bad as long as the north wind doesn't blow a gale force to make it even
colder than normal. So, to take away the chill I've put up
this calender for you guys (& gals) to
I guess it's time for me to change the
style a bit - like bring back the "g"s that I keep droppin - er sorry -
dropping off the end of the words ending in in - I mean
We're on our Winter school break at the
moment. It's only about three and a half weeks but it's cool to be
away from school after the pressure of mid-year
It's still June as I prepare this news page
cos I don't know what sort of net access I'm gonna have during the hols -
so as I sit here I've got a few things to look forward to - like my 18th
birthday. I'm having a mask party which is gonna
Missed the damn "Live" concert.
A coupla guys from school went and they reckoned it was one of the best
shows they've ever seen. Those guys rock big time. I've
got their Throwing Copper CD and every single song is tops.
Oh shit - before I forget - here's the
calendar I promised:
So thereya have
I know I told Cody that this was for
something special, so... how come he hasn't
Let's go Code, I
promised you a ride on my
Call me cute again and you'll be eatin
Are you sure that you've got candy in
|These puns were sent to me by Feracer
- hopeya enjoy them as much as I did:
Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid
bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately
destroyed in a fire. Thus we'll never know for whom the Tells
A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think
I'm shrinking!!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down.
You'll just have to be a little patient."
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered
dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of
seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go
out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep
on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.
Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls
across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk
remedies with the assistance of a tribal brujo who indicated that
the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of
constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the
brujo looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds
like these, who needs enemas?"
Back in the 1800s the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to
produce other products and, since they already made pocket watches,
decided to market compasses for the pioneers traveling west. It
turned out that although their watches were of finest quality, their
compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico
rather than California. This, of course, is the origin of the
expression, "He who has a Tates is lost!"
A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the
lavatory equipment. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have
absolutely nothing to go on."
An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine
man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long,
thin strip of elk hide and gave it to the chief, instructing him to
bite off, chew and swallow one inch of the leather every day. After
a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was feeling.
The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady
A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his
name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on
complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely
saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."
There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin. One slept
on an elk skin and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three
became pregnant and the first two each had a baby boy. The one who
slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This goes to prove
that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the
squaws of the other two hides.
By the way, I know the guy who wrote these 9 puns. He entered them
and one other in a contest. He figured with 10 entries he couldn't
lose. As they were reading the list of winners he was really hoping
one of his puns would win, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
From guys that E-mail me
Q: Hi Cody, I'm 14 and I think I'm
gay. When did you know that you were gay? I like girls but I
like guys more and I jack off thinkin about guys.
C: I think when I was 14 I was still wonderin
what it was for - only kiddin. At 14 I was totally convinced I was
gay cos I was doin the same thing - jacking off thinking about my
best friend Paul. I used to touch him when he slept over and we
eventually started to jack each other. I've had a few girlfriends
and I've got a girlfriend now. I've also got a boyfriend. AND I've
got friends that don't have any sexual hangups - they're straight
but enjoy being jacked. Does that sound crazy? Maybe. But I think
it's crazy for us to label ourselves when what's happening is
totally natural. What worries most guys is that the "gay" label
carries a lot of baggage with it and none of us want to feel like an
Q: Hey Cody, how about some untouched pics of
you on your page so we can see what you really look like.
C: The pictures aren't that touched up. I've
hadta try and disguise myself somehow so that if someone from my
school hit on my page they wouldn't recognise me right away.
Q: Cody, please send me a naked pic of
yourself and I'll send you one of me.
C: YEAH RIGHT!
Q: Girlfriend? - try again faggot!
C: I see you took the time to read the news
pages. Guess you jacked off to the pics of all the girls huh.
Q: Cody, you're a very attractive young lad. I
am a professional photographer and would like to take some pictures
of you. Ever thought of becoming a model or a video star?
C: I'll let you know - just about when I want
to crucify myself.
Q: Cody, I travel a bit and sometimes come to
South Africa. I would love to meet you when I am there.
C: Enjoy the trip. You can see my house from
Q: Hi - This is Brad Renfro, the movie star.
I'd send you a pic but there are so many of me on the net already. I
will be in South Africa in a few months to make a new movie. I'd
like to connect with you.
C: Yeah? I'll sooner connect to a wall socket
- it's less dangerous. (That particular mail was sent more than a
year ago and I'm still waitin to see Brad Renfro come here to make a
Q: Cody, this is a pic of me. Could you send
me one of you, also naked?
C: Cute pic. I've got a few of this guy
already. His name is Jamie. Your name is .... Corey?
Q: Hi Cody, Have you got ICQ?
C: Tried it once. But I use my dads comp at
home and it became damn hectic when I was on, with hundreds of guys
trying to send me messages at once, so I dropped it. The guys get
pissed off when they think you're ignoring them but you're trying to
answer hundreds of messages at once.
Q: Cody, I'd like you to become my pen-pal.
C:I get quite a stacka mail and it becomes
difficult to write back on a regular tack - I don't mindya writin
from time to time but don't get mad if I don't write back right
away. My comp time at home is limited so I answer most of my mail
from the school comp lab.